This is a funny blog...

1. I'm not a know-it-all. I am just instinctively always right.

2. I don't have big feet. I just always have flippers.

3. I'm not tall. Everyone else is small.

4. My hair is not in my face. I just have a natural screen for protection from insects.

5. I don't sleep in late. I just forget to wake up.

6. I'm not dull. I just like the color grey.

7. I'm not lazy. I'm just generous enough to give other people the opportunity to serve.

8. I don't bite my nails. I just don't have a tooth brush.